Martha May- Well, these gifts are quite dazzling.
The Grinch- Of course they are. That’s what it’s all about, right? That’s what it’s always been about! Gifts! Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts. You want to know what happens to your gifts? They come to me…in your garbage! I could hang myself with all the bad neckties I’ve found. And the avarice! The avarice never ends! “I want a pony so I can ride it once, get bored, & sell it to make glue!” Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid! There is, however, one teeny-tiny Christmas tradition I find quite meaningful… Mistletoe. Now pucker up & kiss it Whoville!
